May 2012
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Gay marriage doesn't destroy everything, America....
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In The Avengers, every time they said "Phil...
Now that I think about it, there certainly was something in the air when Coulson and Captain America shared those scenes.
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I was playing Galaga on my iPod while standing in...
The movie must have read my mind.
Like… that was a WEIRD coincidence.
Stuff I was asked to answer →
I’m answering these just because broekengirl asked me to. Not tagging anyone else.
1. Who’s your favorite giant fighting robot?
Optimus Prime, obviously.
2. What is your favorite breakfast food?
Pancakes or hashbrowns. Cannot decide.
3. Have you ever won a game of monopoly?
No. I’m pretty shitty at that game.
4. Take your two most favorite animals and make them into one...
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April 2012
6 posts
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Next month, I shall be doing a YouTube series of...
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Am I the only one who's wondering why the Once-ler...
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“I’m running this monkey farm now Frankenstein and I want to know; WHAT THE FUCK...”
– (via mattdmolloy)
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Friendly reminder, kids:
I don’t do music recommendations on this blog anymore. I moved them all to http://alexsmetalblog.tumblr.com
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Santorum is such a lolcow
And for that he will be missed.
Hopefully he’ll be back on the political scene for zany guest appearances.
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March 2012
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I finally saw The Lorax
I really want to know why it’s subjected to such awful reviews.
This is the best Dr. Seuss movie ever made, and probably one of the best CG-animated movies ever. Seriously. It’s better than Horton.
And the Lorax was my favourite Dr. Seuss book growing up, so I had really high expectations for this. I wasn’t disappointed.
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Snuggies are actually Thneeds IRL
Just something I realized a couple years ago and suddenly remembered now.
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Alien TMNT??
kgthunder:
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=88157
“These turtles are from an alien race and they are going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely lovable.”-Michael Bay
Oh shit…oh no….why?
Hey Michael Bay…
STOP FUCKING UP EIGHTIES CARTOONS
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HOW ARE THERE RULE 34 PICS OF THE ONCE-LER?
Of all the fucking things from my childhood, this is the least expected thing. Honestly.
If you went back in time and told ten-year-old me that there was going to be Once-ler porn someday, I would shit so many bricks, I’d build a fucking house.
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“I don’t want to make black people’s lives better by giving them somebody else’s...”
– Rick Santorum (via santorumthatsantorumsays)
[Only in America, folks. This racist shit would not fly in any other first-world country.]
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February 2012
13 posts
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Watching TMNT 2
Someone want to remind me why David Warner is in here?
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While watching Nightmare on Elm Street 5
“Isn’t that the stupid kid from Jurassic Park who questions Dr. Grant’s knowledge of raptors?”
*looks it up*
“… Holy shit. It is.”
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NEW REEBOK AD: "The sport of fitness has arrived"
Wat?
Seriously.
WAT
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I sit between two creationist Christians in my...
A class where evolution is taught in great detail.
This should be interesting
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I should mention that Jurassic Park is ten times...
Seeing it in a theater was scary shit.
THE AVENGERS SUPERBOWL SPOT
zaclittle:
IF YOU THOUGHT SPIDER-MAN THREE PACKED AS MUCH INTO A MOVIE AS WAS POSSIBLE, THINK THE FUCK AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER
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Jim Kirk: No, I won't contact Starfleet and get...
“Then again, Malcolm McDowell’s gonna kill me with a bridge. You can’t win them all.”